Such artifice within thy purity.

tell me honestly how i can chide my brother when his above mentioned statement is right but so wrong on many counts. such canny ability lies within his wit to subtly espouse inoffensive words such as 'puppy', 'son' and 'dog' to deviously craft a phrase with an entirely suggestive meaning.


theoretically and scientifically speaking, he's damn accurate about this, no doubt. but he's only 11 and this sort of unadorned brilliance should not come from him.


as an elder sister, i can only say, "atta boy, but this is wrong. no dinner for you tonight."




p/s: yes, i was listening to lemon tree. SO WHAT.

Good weather.

so anyway the weather's good these days. i don't care if it rains, as long as it's cold and i'm not sweating from my pits it's good weather. and i love it because it gets so cold sometimes, the tips of my fingers turn a little numb and my fingernails turn purple. and i get this weird adrenaline rush, like it makes me feel like running (and shitting) like i can fucking sprint all the way home. but i just walk fast and it might look as though i'm avoiding a stalker like in the movies.

riiight.

yeah. the cold gets me high sometimes, i talk to myself. not conversing, but more of exclaiming what i'm about to do next.

here are a few examples:
"okaaayyyyyy time to shower!"
"tsk, a little hungry. shall make milo."
"shit i hate periods."

it makes me feel less lonely. i think i have no friends (are my people reading this!?).

sometimes i talk to myself so much, i wonder if it'll be easier for me to do a vlog instead of typing away on this space. because even at this moment, i'm narrating every single thing that i'm typing. while singing to nickelback's animals. i know, i can multitask pretty well with my mouth sometimes.

jol passed me Little Britain on tuesday. hope it's vulgar funny, because i'm in need of some crude entertainment right now after all these stress from reports and whatnots. i still have presentations on monday and tuesday, and the part i hate the most is the preparations. oh well.

afterwhich i shall be packing stuffs in my house in preparation for renovations (like right about time!), and i'll be moving in with gammy with siblings. i also need to study for exams. okay not so hyped up right now. :(

night people, i need to sleep early earlier so that my body can regenerate cells. that's what joline said.

i smell fantastic. :D