Random questions because i'm bored.

from blogger, of course. (can be found in the edit profile section)


All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
none. because in my head, i have all the numbers of those i will even bother to contact.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
thanks for the $3 gift.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
a tail.

What spells can you cast with magic markers?
moustache-on-face spells.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
i won't leave my friends alone.

If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
when i can see none.

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
especially to the eye.

If you are a pirate, how will you avoid laughing while saying 'poop deck!'?
i said 'prata boom!' more than thrice to the indian man taking my order during supper without laughing.

The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?
copycat!

What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
tapeworms.

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
if only i can fly higher.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
skittles! well i don't care if i get caught. they are the edible ones anyway.

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
that there were no satellites put in space in the very first place.

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
i'm afraid of thomas and friends.

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
me!

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
soft.

Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
bullshit.

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
yeah crescent even.

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
the one that makes me look headless.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
none. i'll be home.

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
red. "more attention to the waist please!"

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
when the hairy guys keep staring.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
because i was jogging.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
i'll work in the government.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
i won't need it.

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
my blood tastes rich.

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
"it's pee-proof!"