Got milk?

a teenage malay couple distastefully clad in tattoos were bantering about the affection they have for each other in fairprice..rather loudly. at that point of time, all 3 of us were at the milk section.

minah: "yaaang, you always never sayang me sia yang."
mat: "what sia, i always sayaaang you many many what?"
minah: "i don't keh (care) ah, you better hug me now."

mat hugs minah at milk section for quite a bit (queer sight since no one hugs in ntuc). meanwhile, did a little detour so as not to disrupt their little moment of peace, picking up other groceries along the way.

ends up at egg section. with mat and minah there again. not that i mind.

minah, carefully choosing eggs.
me, waiting patiently behind her for my turn to take the remaining carton of eggs.
minah and mat not aware of my presence.
i shuffled my feet.
minah still choosing eggs, mat grabs boob.
i opened my eyes in shock.
mat looks across her, searching for people on the right, but i was on their left.
minah tsk-ed loudly, but still choosing eggs.
i smiled at the whole situation.
maybe brainless mat jokes are not myths afterall.
i am a mythbuster, yet also a ghost.
they still do not sense my presence.
i exhaled air through my nostrils. loudly.
finally, minah turned to me with widened eyes and asked, "tek (take) egg?".
'yes, minah', i thought..but smiled politely instead.
i am a hypocritically transparent mythbuster. :)
finally laid my hands on eggs, approx a quarter of a minute after "tek egg?" question.


phew, grocery shopping is tiring.