Such artifice within thy purity.

tell me honestly how i can chide my brother when his above mentioned statement is right but so wrong on many counts. such canny ability lies within his wit to subtly espouse inoffensive words such as 'puppy', 'son' and 'dog' to deviously craft a phrase with an entirely suggestive meaning.


theoretically and scientifically speaking, he's damn accurate about this, no doubt. but he's only 11 and this sort of unadorned brilliance should not come from him.


as an elder sister, i can only say, "atta boy, but this is wrong. no dinner for you tonight."




p/s: yes, i was listening to lemon tree. SO WHAT.