Keeping awake at work

1. starving myself. it keeps me uncomfortable and at the edge of my seat.
2. hold in pee. it also keeps me uncomfortable, i stay on the edge of my seat, and i type extremely fast. it must have given me a sense of urgency. FINISH THIS NOW OR YOU WILL PEE ON THIS CHAIR.
3. eat. constantly. cookies, milo, crackers, bread.

option #3 seems to be the healthiest option. omnomnom.