Browhaus

You know, I've always had this thing about letting anything come near my eye. Which explains why I don't always put on contacts or wear eye makeup. My eyes also get dry pretty often. Still, I refrain from putting eyedrops because I feel like I'm attacking my pupils repeatedly.

So today, gavin decided to get his brows trimmed at Browhaus, and I decided to give it a try too.

The whole time the lady was threading my right brow, she was TAPPING a knuckle on my left eyelid every time she pulled the thread. Can you even begin to sense my silent trauma? No? Note: PRESSURE ON THE EYEBALL.

At the same time, I was also silently wishing that I could punch her in the throat every single time her knuckle came into contact with my eyelid.

Damn you, woman, and your violent assaults. I might start wearing goggles to these threading sessions from now on.