An attempt to blog something interesting failed itself in my head.

i am leaving approximately in one and a half hours and am supposed to get ready, yet i am faced with the greatest obstacle of all times: I have nothing to wear. what do i have in my closet that can possibly hide my bulging tummy which is seemingly resting peacefully atop my thighs? i have a double chin which can also conveniently double up as a head rest while i nod myself to sleep on trains. my arms are so flabby, i have wings. the sound of batman's wings are echoing in my head. there are days where i feel like an elephant while there are others where i feel like a stick. today is elephant day.

oh shoots, i feel like my grandmother.